DVD Quote of the Day: Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner

I picked this up last week at Walmart. As some of you may know, I love the dirty, raunchy, smutty humour of a good roast because I'm low brow like that. This is the extended & uncensored Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner. Roasters include Greg Giraldo, Betty White, George Takei, Nichelle Nichols, Kevin Pollack, Farrah Fawcett, Patton Oswalt, Artie Lange, Fred Willard, Andy Dick, and of course, it wouldn't be a roast without Jeffrey Ross and Lisa Lampanelli. Also featuring filmed roasts from Sandra Bullock, Ben Stiller, Jimmy Kimmel, Sarah Silverman and hosted by Jason Alexander. George Takei killed, he's actually a pretty good comedian. Some of the best lines of the night.....

Jeffrey Ross: But seriously, this is such a huge honor for me to be roasting the spokesman for Priceline.com. Who are we roasting next year, the Travelocity gnome? What happened we couldn't get the lizard from Geico up in this mother fuckah?

Lisa Lampanelli: Andy Dick is so gay, his chapstick is cock-flavored.

Betty White: ...because let's face it, we all know Shatner's nuts. But George (Takei) has actually tasted them.

More ramblings to come......